Saturday, February 02, 2008

a little comic relief

on my way home from the gym, i stopped at a bodega for a pack of cigarettes.

'american spirits lights' i asked the guy at the counter.

i reached for my money and realized i only had a five and a ten. since i have not purchased cigs in over a year, i honestly have no idea how much they cost these days. he watched as i pondered over this.

'how much' i finally asked, feeling like an utter fool.

'7.5o' he replied, and then he looked at me curiously. 'do you even smoke' he laughed.

'i guess i do now' i smiled.

yes, i realize that purchasing the cigarettes makes me an even bigger fool, but that's a whole other story.

6 comments:

kristen said...
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kristen said...

I'm going to try this once again... its kinda funny that you got called out by a bodega guy!!! did you feel like you needed to light one up and smoke it infront of him just to prove your cred?

roopa said...

You should have lit one up, taken a deep drag, and blown a smoke ring in his face. That would have shown him.

Todd said...

Oh man, please tell me that it was awful and that you'd never share with me even if I was drunk and begging.

I've been craving a smoke so bad lately...

i like cheese said...

Kristen-I'm going to assume he was flirting with me and leave it at that ;)

Roopa-I think it would have shocked him even more if I could blow smoke rings out of my hoo-ha, but I didn't go there...

Todd-It was awful. And I can't stop. Stay away from me at the next Blogger Happy Hour, I might just try to convert you back.. ;)