So, I just had another lovely evening at my local bar, with yet more bad service, but this time, somehow, it was tolerable. Mainly because I was with a gaggle of girls, who always make things better, no matter how bad things really are.
-It seems that I am a fucking laugh riot, and am capable of making people laugh with my "Joe Pesci" impersonations, especially when Joe Pesci is driving a guido convertible with the top down and his toupee is waving in the breeze.
-It's also really funny when I'm impersonating lactating women with "nipples the size of scooter pies". When I tried to substitute "scooter pies" for "pepperoni", I was reprimanded that it just wasn't funny enough.
-I spent the day seeking romance advice from my high school exboyfriend. Hey, he gchatted me. He gchats me all the time. I can't help it if I'm gchattable. Anyway, is it weird that the guy I lost my virginity to is now my Dear Abby? Probably...
-High School ex-boyfriend made the brilliant deduction that I prefer younger men. Not a hard deduction to come to, except, he reminded me that he, too, was younger than me. Oops. He might be onto something.
-Sometimes it is much easier to get a waiter's attention when making shadow puppets. Shadow puppets are way more obvious then, say, really good cleavage.
Another educational evening out. Sometimes, they are so needed.
6 comments:
sounds like a blast!
when i went to mardi gras for the 1st time, i saw what my friends and i call "bolon-nips'... size of boloney-
ew!
needless to say, we had a fabulous time!
Shadow puppets, gotta keep that one in mind.
Gaggles of girls are the BEST!
you should TOTALLY come work for me this summer as "casual labor" (i.e. I pay you to come hang with me") and you could work with all the cute boys on my staff. They are unusually good looking this year!HA! (yes, i DO take their pix and choose people somewhat on the exterior!!HA!) You can be in charge of the bitchin golf cart! You'd LOVE it!
Does Nova want to offer me a job too?
Also, "scooter pie nipples"? Now an integral part of my vocab.
Andrea B-Bolon-nips. EW! Definitely the down side of Mardi Gras! ;)
Dutchess-Who woulda thunk it, right? Ha!
Nova-I'm buying my plane ticket now as we speak-get those boys ready!!
Bratty-Come on down! The young boys' heads will spin with two hotties like ourselves!
And yea, I don't know where the FUCK scooter pies came from, but I think it might stick :)
hey, my 1st boyfriend is my dear abby for relationship advice these days too! i can't tell if he hates it, but he's a pushover enough to keep handing the advice out either way! haha.
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