Wednesday, March 05, 2008

You N Me Babe, How About It?

If I was actually the kind of person that thought that Missed Connections actually worked, I'd post something like this:

Me: Adorable blonde munchkin, hair in bun, weathered black leather jacket and Frye boots, jamming out to Stoned Roses and eye fucking you like my life depended on it.

You: Tall, lean brunette with lumberjack facial hair, looking dorkalicious in your dijon mustard colored cords and LL Bean jacket. You stood in the doorway after getting on around Wall Street, with your bedhead hair and lopsided smile, and I noticed.

You got off at Union Square, but not before giving me a meaningful stare, which I took to mean "Yea, I see you, and I note that you want to strip me of my mustard cords, down to my lean, sinewy body in my Calvin boxer briefs, and climb me like a tree"

So yea. If I was the type of person to post such things, I'd totally post that.

6 comments:

emily said...

I think "climb me like a tree" really gets to the heart of it, don'tcha think? :)

More importantly (and this totally dates both of us), are you quoting Dire Straits or Indigo Girls?? I always loved Amy and Emily, myself.

i like cheese said...

Good call on the lyrics...and it's totally Dire Straits, by the way ;)

i like cheese said...

Oh, AND, did you know that The Killers does a version of Romeo and Juliet as well? It pretty much rocks.

Ha Ha Sound said...

Hope you find him!! You know, if it were real, that is. Which we all know it isn't. Hypothetical MC's are awesome, aren't they?

NYCPonderings Chick said...

mmm LLBean jacket...lovin it

Kontessa Krunk, Esq. said...

I have the same feeling about the redhead at my gym. The redhead who was conspicuously absent this morning.