Wednesday, March 26, 2008


Did anyone feel like today was the day that would never end?

it was the weirdest thing, everytime I looked at the clock, it felt like 3 hours had gone by, yet only five minutes had passed. Which is doubly strange because I was super busy today. Yet every ticking minute was complete torture, stretched out to the maximum. Did anyone else have this kind of day?

Somewhere in the middle of the day, I had a weird, but needed, IM conversation with a friend of mine. It wasn't a conversation that I wanted to have or even planned on having, but sometimes, you just have to nip certain things in the bud. I nipped it. Hard. I hope it didn't hurt.

I was invited to a client party, which I attended after having two Cosmos at a bar across from my office. Everyone was like "why are you going to go spend money on drinks when you can get some for free at the client party?" I don't really have an answer, other than it was super fun to walk into the party already having had two Cosmos.

At said party, a married guy pinched my ass. I wasn't sure what to make of it, so I just chalked it up to the fact that my ass is awesome, and he couldn't help himself.

After the party, one of my coworkers took us over to his favorite gay bar on 17th Street. We found ourselves in the midst of a Family Feud game, with a RuPaul lookalike as the host. Topless men with ripped bodies served me drinks. Things such as "What are the top 5 acts of foreplay?" were the topics. I shouted out "rim jobs". Apparently me and one other gay guy thought this should have been #1 in the top 5 acts of foreplay. Apparently it was not.

My date for tomorrow night left me a very lovely message, and I am kind of excited to hang out with him. I may or may not keep you posted on the outcome. I know. I'm such a tease. That's what HE said ;).


resolve said...


The Dutchess of Kickball said...

You are a tease. You must tell us.

Andrea B. said...

my entire week has been like that!

luckily for me, i have tomorrow off so
3 day weekend, here i come!

have fun tonight!

skinbeatergreg said...

Rim jobs! Hilarious! You are now my best friend...Well, my best friend who hollers out the words Rim Jobs!

i like cheese said...

Resolve-glad to know it's not just me :)

Dutchess-Post is coming, but there ain't much to tell.

Andrea-3 day weekend AND you get off early Tues and Thurs? I need your job!!!

Skinbeater Greg-I am in the market for a new BFF AND I have Tourettes like tendencies so I yell out inapprpropriate things all the time.

resolve said...

haha, i was feeling quite verbose that day, wasn't i .. thank god it's over.