Going on a "blind date" tonight, and I'm pretty not excited about it.
Some friends at work are trying to get me to go out with them to a local bar, and to invite the dude to meet me there.
"That way, if you hate him, you can climb out the bathroom window and we'll tell him you had to go home to feed your cat."
I told them to make it cats. Multiple. Like, 10.
"You have that many cats?" they spat?
No. But the surefire way to scare a guy away is tell him that you have multiple cats.
"Or that you love him" my friend surmised.