Signs That I Did, Indeed, Drink Too Much

- Seeing an ex coworker at a party and thinking it approriate to greet him by punching him hard in the arm.

-Keeping a big secret from a current coworker for almost 2 years, only to spill the beans big time after only my SECOND margarita.

-Having to leave a concert during my favorite song that I waited to hear all night, because the urge to pee was way stronger than the need to hear said song.

-Shouting out as loud as humanly possible "I want to FUCK this bar. I want to FUCK it and MARRY IT" in response to being asked why I was not thrilled with the bar we were at.

-Trying to get one of my girlfriends to make out with me.

-Getting pissed off at my boyfriend for getting all hot and bothered at the thought of my making out with said girlfriend.

-Getting pissed off at my boyfriend for pretty much breathing.

-Making the cab drop me off in the middle of Grand Army plaza, literally right in the middle, and playing a life size game of Frogger to get myself out of oncoming traffic.

-Crying all the way down Eastern parkway.

-Urinating on Eastern parkway, behind a parked car.

-Falling asleep with the phone in my hand, thinking to myself "I know I was talking to someone on this at some point."

-Waking up and having the first thought be "never again."

UGH