- Seeing an ex coworker at a party and thinking it approriate to greet him by punching him hard in the arm.
-Keeping a big secret from a current coworker for almost 2 years, only to spill the beans big time after only my SECOND margarita.
-Having to leave a concert during my favorite song that I waited to hear all night, because the urge to pee was way stronger than the need to hear said song.
-Shouting out as loud as humanly possible "I want to FUCK this bar. I want to FUCK it and MARRY IT" in response to being asked why I was not thrilled with the bar we were at.
-Trying to get one of my girlfriends to make out with me.
-Getting pissed off at my boyfriend for getting all hot and bothered at the thought of my making out with said girlfriend.
-Getting pissed off at my boyfriend for pretty much breathing.
-Making the cab drop me off in the middle of Grand Army plaza, literally right in the middle, and playing a life size game of Frogger to get myself out of oncoming traffic.
-Crying all the way down Eastern parkway.
-Urinating on Eastern parkway, behind a parked car.
-Falling asleep with the phone in my hand, thinking to myself "I know I was talking to someone on this at some point."
-Waking up and having the first thought be "never again."
UGH
6 comments:
Sounds like my night!
Why do we cry when we're drunk?!??!
Was this from the bloggers drinks gathering? I'm really bummed that I missed that.
Cupcake--I don't always cry when I'm drunk...just lately, it seems. :(
Haha--yes, and no. long story. sorta.
awwww
we've all been there!
except for pissing on the eastern parkway.. EWWW
;-)
Wonder which is worse... the crying or the peeing?
Welcome to my life!
~Irish
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