Friday, June 22, 2007

Girls Have Needs

After a session of mind-blowing, extended-play sex {I've got some badass hickeys to prove it} {I know, I know, I'm not in friggin high school anymore!}, complete with happy endings for all, and then some, I lay spent on the couch.

"Do you want me to get you off again?" the boyfriend asked.

Now, as we women know, usually after the deed is done, it can sometimes be a challenge to get the boyfriend to "finish things off" for us, due to the fact that - hey- they already got their rocks off, and dude, they're TIRED!

And although the boyfriend is very, very good about making sure I'm always taken care of, he had already gone above and beyond the call of duty once that evening. So a second time was purely a bonus. A bonus that normally, I'd jump on like a frat boy with a drunk, passed out chick.

I paused.

"Eh. I kinda want some pizza."

Sometimes, a girl needs pizza a little more than she needs penis. You know?


Hex said...

Well you know what they say --

Sex is like pizza:

When it's good it's GREAT
and when it's bad it's ..still pretty good ;)

emily said...

Hilarious. Your bf is a champ, obviously. But a girl has her priorities...
and Hex - that's the funniest thing I've heard all day. I'm totally stealing it!

eric the beehivehairdresser said...

Thank you. Thank you. I'll be here all night, try the veal.

Ha Ha Sound said...

So funny that you posted this. After an, ahem, extended session of my own last night, I walked my friend to her car and, she got in to drive away, asked if I was going to go back to my apartment to sleep.

I told her I was off to grab a slice of pizza.

I think pizza after sex is the greatest thing in the world. After a cigarette, that is.

i like cheese said...

Hex--I would like your permission to put that on a t-shirt ;)

Emily--Pizza is almost ALWAYS #1. Almost.

Beehive--Achillesssssss Tendonnnnn

Ha Ha--great minds think alike, what can I say?