Wednesday, February 28, 2007

A New Kind of Low

Last night I was walking home from my swim class and I spotted a guy walking a dog up ahead.

I got a little closer and was pleased to see that he seemed to be quite the hottie. Shoulder length brown hair, super tall and thin. Not that I am looking...but hey, eye candy is eye candy. And there ain't much of it where I live.

I took a better look and realized, this was a KID. He was probably no older than 16, out walking the family dog. And I was checking him out like a vulture circling a school of baby ducks.

I know I like 'em young, but EW.


Beehive Hairdresser said...

Ya cougar!

Clinton said...

Girls can laugh this kind of thing off. When this sort of thing happens to guys, they immediately feel like FBI's going drop out of a chopper and take them away to Pervert Island, where your screams of "Well, why WAS she dressed like that" are drowned out by the sounds of a million dirty, old uncles furiously masturbating.

Or maybe it's just me that feels that way.

Abusive person said...

do u like giving golden showers..i thought u might?