You wanna know what my favorite thing is EVER?
Take notes kids. This is a new one.
My favorite thing EVER is when a “friend” from the past, who has pretty much written me off for the mere fact that she was friends with my ex first, and of course, because we are all in kindergarten we must take sides in life (didn’t you know that?) goes and sends me an email out of the blue, asking me to attend her PLAY.
I’m not good enough to associate with anymore, but you want my money for your silly little play? But of course. Anything for you, FRIEND.
Er, I mean,