After dinner last night, my engaged friend told me that her fiance thinks of me like a younger sister.
"He really loves you," she said. "He thinks your adorable."
"How sweet," I gushed. "That's such a nice thing to say."
"Yea," she replied. "He also really wants to fuck you and thinks you have great tits."
"huhhhhhh..." I choked.
"It's kind of funny to think that he wants to fuck someone that he thinks of as a sister, huh."
"hehhhhh" I sputtered.
The best part of all...THIS she couldn't care less about, but the poor guy forgot to start looking for a wedding photographer, and he got reamed for an hour and a half.
Girls are silly. :)