Tuesday, February 13, 2007

Just Your Typical After Dinner Girl Talk

After dinner last night, my engaged friend told me that her fiance thinks of me like a younger sister.

"He really loves you," she said. "He thinks your adorable."

"How sweet," I gushed. "That's such a nice thing to say."

"Yea," she replied. "He also really wants to fuck you and thinks you have great tits."

"huhhhhhh..." I choked.

"It's kind of funny to think that he wants to fuck someone that he thinks of as a sister, huh."

"hehhhhh" I sputtered.

The best part of all...THIS she couldn't care less about, but the poor guy forgot to start looking for a wedding photographer, and he got reamed for an hour and a half.

Girls are silly. :)


Beehive Hairdresser said...

Dinner Saturday night won't be the slightest bit weirdly vibed now...


i like cheese said...

Are you kidding? I'm excited for the Loose Pants Dance. Giddyap!

5 of 9er said...

Wow... hope he doesn't have a sister. :(

Lori Mocha said...

Holy krap!