Thursday, March 22, 2007

In Stink.

Last night, I cuddled up with my boy on the couch-the very same couch where we ravaged each other about an hour before--and watched a post-coital viewing of Parenthood, the movie.

Martha Plimpton's character was whining to her mother that she LURVED her boyfriend, Todd (Keanu Reeves). Not the "going steady" kind of love, but real, true love, where he made her quiver.

Thinking back to the hot banging that took place earlier, I looked over at Beehive and gave him a big gushy smile.

A big gushy smile was returned right back to me.

"Aw..." I thought to myself, "We're so in sync. Look at how he totally loves me."

"Heh," he looked at me sheepishly. "I have the worst gas right now. Sorry."

In sync, we are not. Old married couple, perhaps.

;)

9 comments:

5 of 9er said...

You cannot go wrong with "Parenthood" at any time... but gas can sometimes kill the mood. :)

i like cheese said...

What's the best part about "Parenthood", kids?

"Diarrhea...Diarrhea...when you're sliding into home and your pants are full of foam...Diarrhea...Diarrhea..."

;)

5 of 9er said...

When you drivin' in your Chevy and your shorts are gettin' heavy...

5 of 9er said...

I also like: "This is my son, Cool." "Did he say Cool?"

Beehive Hairdresser said...

my gas was extra foul last night.

Irish and Jew said...

no way! the best part is totally the dildo flashlight... cliche but classic. I watched parenthood last night too! Gosh cheese, we are SO in sync... or i just have really bad gas. ;)

-Jew

i like cheese said...

Oh Jew. Stop trying to woo me with your dirty talk ;)

emily said...

It's an earwax cleaner!!

i like cheese said...

It's an awfully BIG earwax cleaner!