It Pays to Be a Big Ole Ho

Girls, if you want your man to treat you like the Goddess that you are, I have one thing to say.

Give a badass blow job.

Learn it, live it, embrace it.

How do you think I ended up with this fabulous bouquet of roses


paired with the most adorable of bears


I'm so kidding...although I DO give a pretty mean bj. ;)

The occasion for such items would be the two-year anniversary of the union of Beehive and Cheese. :)

You can read about how it all began here. It's the love story of the Century ;)