Monday, January 28, 2008

Got Milk? Save it til AFTER the Lap Dance!!!

I found myself sporting a pair of undies that I knew to be the boyfriend's favorite, and thus decided to parade around his apartment in them while he sat at his computer before taking off for work.

He gestured me over to him, and, while music was blaring out of his computer, I somehow began to give him an impromptu lap dance--probably a bit on the lame side as it was 7am and I was SLEEPY--but still, a lap dance, in hot undies, nevertheless.

I could tell he was enjoying it immensely, which was a huge turn on, as I gyrated myself against him. I reached behind me to grab at him, and suddenly heard a large gulp and the sound of a glass being set down.

"Are you drinking MILK?" I sputtered.

Indeed, a glass of milk had been downed while I was having sexy time on my boyfriend's lap.

I mean, I know it does a body good and all, but really! ;)

Thankfully, he tapped that dry, and then tapped me. All's well that end's well.


Beehive Hairdresser said...

Milk does a boner good. :)

Sam said...

Milk: the secret aphrodisiac?