Wednesday, November 14, 2007

I Ain't No Hoho "Ho"

I was sifting through my work email this morning,and I saw this in my inbox--

ho ho heel

What in God's name am I going to do with one of these???

Other than parade around in those and some pasties, of course.

Honestly, do people really buy these {at $2O-$3O a pop, mind you}? Is there really someone out there who is right now saying to themselves, "I think it would be a real hoot to hang some sexy lookin' shoes from my fireplace mantel and call them stockings. How quaint. How risque."

This is the sort of thing I would imagine that Anna Nicole Smith might have had hanging in her home. Nuff said.


roopa said...

I love how their tagline is "Bringing the sexy back to Christmas stockings."

Um, Christmas stockings NEVER were sexy, nor should they ever be.

I think JT has created a monster.

i like cheese said...

Finally. FINALLY someone has brought the sexy back to Christmas stockings.

Because we were all sitting around on the edge of our seats with bated breath!

Colleen said...

Those are very Peg Bundy.

DrunkBrunch said...

Love the label! That's my favorite kind of Christmas.

i like cheese said...

Cokane: Oh my gosh yes! So Peg Bundy! But she could SO make them work!

DB: Why am I picturing you in a little Santa hat and little else? ;)

Ha Ha Sound said...

I agree with you that Christmas isn't supposed to be about anything sexy. It's supposed to be about alcohol. Lots and lots of alcohol.

New Year's Eve? Now that's a whole other story.