You're in a great relationship. You love your man oh so much. He deserves only the best, but he has absolutely everything.
What's a girl to do?
Well, today is Black Friday. I guess you could pop on over to Target/Walmart/Kohls at 5am and be the first to pick up a flat screen tv because it's on sale.
You could head on over to this site and pick up some wooly treats for your honey.
Specifically, the Willywarmer.
What better way to say "I love you" than with this unique gift, created by the most nimble of German elves, working through the nights to make sure your husbands and boyfriends keep their naughty bits warm and snuggly.
For the man with an active social life, there's the Nightlife willywarmer.
This little fashion statement will have all the girls wishing they could get their hands on your man's jewels. Just look at that fancy handiwork, and the little sparklies just make you want to get out your dancing shoes, yes?
Next, we have the Fuzzy Willywarmer.
If you've ever had a fantasy of fucking a muppet, this is the Willywarmer for you. Comes in Oscar Green, Elmo Red, and the Cookie Monster Blue you see here.
Lastly, we have the Willywarmer Sock.
This is for the guy who likes to dress like an old dude. Or, maybe you're a sicko, and you like to see your dad parading around in Willywarmers. Well, this would be for you, too. Old man slippers sold separately.
So there you have it. The perfect gift for the man who has it all. Don't ever say I don't care.