Sunday, July 13, 2008

Online Dating Can Make One a Bitter, Bitter Bitch

Sender: blueeyedchap
To: Cheese
Date: Jul 13, 2008 7:22 pm PST

"hi cheese,

thanks for writing...and don't worry about saying anything witty...just being you is good enough.

i certainly appreciate hearing from pretty women but i'd be lying if i didn't say i have a fetish for black-haired girls...i guess i want what i can't have (black hair).

i wish you the best on'm sure you've already got some boys lined up.

D "

Could he be more placating?

So this was my response:

"Well thanks for the reply but totally unnecessary. Perhaps in future maybe you should put something in your profile that says you are a brunette snob



Thank God for the "block" feature!


roopa said...

what a douchebag

i like cheese said...

For reals. If I ever see him on the street I'm going to throw paint on him.

Lioux said...

That's too bad. I have a fetish for big-dicked men.

i guess i want what i can't have (big dick)



Kontessa Krunk, Esq. said...

Oh shoot. Is THIS what I'm missing out on by forgoing my natural dark hair?

Also, I'm going to start disclosing that I'm a big dick snob and have a fetish for the receiving end of oral.