As I approached Fidelity on 5Oth and 6th, in the Time Life building, something didn't seem right.
For years, what one would see in this spot was a tangle of giant Christmas lights sitting atop the pool
This year, you will find the most heinous, evil of clowns rocking back and forth in a Jack in the Box.
I stood in front of this vision and couldn't help myself, I started to cackle like a madwoman in front of the Time Life building, staring in disbelief. I think the sight of this awful, leering clown gave me a fit of the nervous giggles. But I mean, just look at him! He's clearly mocking me. Fucking clown.
I hate clowns so much that I realized that, had I been an employee at the TIme Life building, I might have had to quit due to the fact that I would not be able to walk past that thing every day for a month without skeeving. This is serious stuff!
Time Life, do us all a favor. Bring back the Christmas lights!
